Some new show dates are up! Check 'em. See 'em.

Hey all, we just got back from our weekend "tour" in PA. Oh my goodness, this was so much fun. Brookeville is the coolest town in America. We want to thank everyone that came out, and rocked (and helped us carry gear). You guys rule. We had a blast and hope to come back again soon. Rock!

Hey look, a new webpage, created by the charming (and quite good looking) Matt Agresti, famed bassist for the Jerk Records Shore-Rock band Million Time Winner. Hooray for Matt!

Welcome to the new Theory of Racquetball web site. It's only a temp job, unless you all really like it. Look around, we got more coming. New dates are up and all of that good stuff. There's a awesome message board under "Racquet-talk" and it's waiting to be verbally abused.